turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

please don’t
—me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games (via massdeject)

(Source: bluehige)

staff:

we warned you about that anime shit

me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

(Source: yungpunkz)

(Source: the-queen-of-candyland)

sketchamagowza:

little trash rocco.

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped