I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man
Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to
Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know
So I got back from London yesterday evening and before I could board the flight the security controls had to happen, of course. And I had a super weird experience:
So I was wearing a skirt, a tight tank top and tights -> So basically I couldn’t really hide anything and I was pretty confident that there was NO WAY I could set off the beepy thing
Yeah, I was wrong. So I got rid of my shoes and stood in the scanner, somewhat confused but ok. Well, the scanner found things on my left shoulder and 3 things on my tights???????
And so the lady had to check me and she was just saying to herself “There really can’t be anything” and my reply was just a: “Yeah, I’m kind of weirded out” and then my shoes got checked individually and they were fine.
I was let go but it was just one huge ??????????????? experience
when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande
this au shall now proliferate under the tag #noir age
When you’re disabled, society thinks you’re broken but that is wrong. You are not broken. Society is broken.